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Ben Trovato’s Art of Survival

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The advice in this book will either save you or kill you. The choice is yours. Learn how to survive (or not) nuclear attack, old age, childbirth, taxis, murder, brake failure, smoking, shark attacks, timeshare presentations, earthquakes, death and much more.

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The advice in this book will either save you or kill you. The choice is yours. Learn how to survive (or not) nuclear attack, old age, childbirth, taxis, murder, brake failure, smoking, shark attacks, timeshare presentations, earthquakes, death and much more.

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