The Assassination: Scene 1 Act 1

It's clear what happened here. Donald Trump's linguistically challenged rival, Boe Jiden, was edging ahead in the polls and he desperately needed a boost. Preferably one that came with great photos. T...

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On the run – again

I cannot bring myself to use the c-word or acronyms in this column. You know the ones. ANC, DA, MK, EFF, GNU. The only acronym I'm prepared to use is WTF. Aren't you all sick of it? Haven't you had en...

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Fat Chicks & Free Elections

Here's something I wrote when I was still married... …............... Every time there is an election in South Africa, white women put on a tremendous amount of weight. Well, Brenda does, and I have...

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No more Mr Freebie guy…

Right, then. Every once in a while, I get the need to shake things up. That's my five-year plan. Try to fix stuff that isn't broken. Ruin a good thing. Fill the comfort zone with pepper spray and loc...

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Surviving an election year

If you're an Aquarian, it won't have escaped your notice that 2024, added up, gives you the number 8. You may already be feeling the effects. Eight, like Leos, is not to be taken lightly. Dismiss it a...

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