BEN TROVATO

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~ the literary equivalent of sex with a clown ~

06 Jan

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Looking for a Sign in 2013? Have You Checked Uranus?

January 6, 2013
By Ben Trovato
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After a close encounter with a celestial body on New Year’s Eve, I had an epiphany so powerful that I had to go home and change my broeks. It was downhill from then on. All indications are that 2013 ...

16 Dec

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It’s Blood River All Over Again

December 16, 2012
By Ben Trovato
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Today, 174 years ago, the Voortrekkers defeated a Zulu army at the Battle of Blood River. And today, the Boers and the Zulus will join forces to defeat me at the Battle of Gateway Shopping Centre. Th...

04 Nov

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The Vervet Underground

November 4, 2012
By Ben Trovato
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I have seen more monkeys in the last three weeks than I have people. You're probably thinking how lucky I am to be holidaying in some or other pristine wilderness far from the madding crowd. Well, I'm...

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