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Airplanes, Wedding Trains and the CAR

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May 5, 2013
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“If you love me, you will obey my commandments – John 14:15.” And so it is with Trovato 07:45. Or, if I oversleep, 10:30. President Jacob Zuma is also big on this parable or homily or whatever the he...
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Here’s To Alcohol: The cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems

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March 17, 2013
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Instead of trying to find a cure for Aids, medical researchers should rather concentrate on finding a cure for hangovers. Sure, most hangovers won’t kill you, but more of us suffer from them. And whe...
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Shootin’ From The Hip With Dead-Eye Dickhead

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February 24, 2013
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If your husband or boyfriend goes shopping and comes home with, say, a slow cooker, you stand a chance of getting supper. If, on the other hand, he comes home with a gun, you stand a chance of getting...
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