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Advice For The Doomed Generation

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January 27, 2013
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So you’ve just finished matric and are looking for a job. The first thing you need to do is drop a few kilos. School-leavers are getting more corpulent by the year. Sure, some are pregnant, but the o...
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An Open Letter to President Jacob Zuma

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January 21, 2013
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Dear Msholozi, I am a huge fan of yours and an even bigger supporter of the ANC, that glorious revolutionary movement to which I would dearly love to belong. Since you are the party’s number one memb...
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An Open Letter to Angie Motshekga, Minister of Basic Education

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December 2, 2012
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Dear Comrade Angie, Well done on getting the league to nominate Jacob Zuma for a second term as coxswain of the national gravy boat. Without him leading from the stern for another five years, the goo...
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Application For The Post Of CEO Of Armscor

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August 26, 2012
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Dear Sir/Madam, I was alarmed to learn that Armscor does not currently have anyone in charge. With no pilots to fly the Gripens and our submarines up on bricks, our flanks are vulnerable to warmonger...
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Spanking The Olympic Monkey

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August 5, 2012
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“The South African nation is today filled with pride and joy,” decreed presidential spokesman Mac Maharaj on Tuesday. This was astounding news. The nation is usually filled with anger, resentment, r...
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Thank You For Not Sharing

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July 8, 2012
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Much like alcohol and organised religion, Facebook can ruin your health, wreck your marriage and make you appear stupider than you are. However, it brings great happiness and joy in so many other way...
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Happiness Is A Warm Molotov Cocktail

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June 24, 2012
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I was saddened to read this week that we are one of the ten unhappiest countries in the world. What the hell is wrong with us? Looking around, reading the papers and listening to people talk, I woul...
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