16
Dec
It’s Blood River All Over Again
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Ben Trovato
Today, 174 years ago, the Voortrekkers defeated a Zulu army at the Battle of Blood River. And today, the Boers and the Zulus will join forces to defeat me at the Battle of Gateway Shopping Centre.
Th...
02
Dec
What To Do With The Feral Ingrates
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School holidays should be abolished.
Our creaking infrastructure and shattered nerves can no longer withstand the blitzkrieg of semi-educated savages at the end of every year.
There should be new ...
25
Nov
Kissing Cousins And Strip Mines
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I was going to write about politics this week but the moment I typed the word “Mangaung”, I projectile vomited. I tried again and again and each time I lost more and more of my lunch.
The sound I ma...
09
Oct
Sea Point Promenade Is Hell On Wheels
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Last weekend I was beginning to think there was nothing worth living for when it suddenly occurred to me that Monday marked the start of Transport Month.
Oh, what joy! Hurrah! Hurrah!
A chorus of ...
26
Aug
Application For The Post Of CEO Of Armscor
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Dear Sir/Madam,
I was alarmed to learn that Armscor does not currently have anyone in charge. With no pilots to fly the Gripens and our submarines up on bricks, our flanks are vulnerable to warmonger...