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How much for that Baby Jesus?

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
December 21, 2017
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The best part of Christmas shopping is driving into one of those monstrously phallic parking garages and discovering that it ascends in tightly wound spirals. The secret lies in steadily increasing yo...
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Suffering from terminal holidayitis

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January 10, 2017
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One of the biggest drawbacks of being self-employed is that you're never really sure when it is that you're no longer on holiday. “C'mon! It's the festive season. Let's party!” “Go home, Ben. It's Mar...
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