Guns don’t kill people. Arseholes kill people.
Don't get me wrong. You won't catch me hugging any bunnies, but that's largely because I'm afraid of them. It's not funny. Leporiphobia is a real thing. I don't come around to your house and laugh at ...
The bandersnatches are on their way
We have finally overtaken Britain as the world’s foremost nation in whining and complaining.
Crime is too high. Standards are too low. Sex is too fast. Service is too slow. I hate my job. I ...