11
Apr
Why Mickey Mouse Would Make A Better President Than Jacob Zuma
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By
Ben Trovato
Mickey is black but he has a white face. This means he stands a good chance of being accepted across the racial spectrum.
Mickey is keenly aware of the importance of personal hygiene. For a start, yo...
07
Apr
An Open Letter To President Jacob Zuma
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By
Dear Comrade Leader,
Last week I wrote to General Solly Shoke congratulating him on the army’s bold attempt to capture the Central African Republic as part of an ambitious plan to conquer Europe. I m...