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~ the literary equivalent of sex with a clown ~

28 Mar
Columns, Cut&Run, Interviews, Job Applications, Letters, Patreon, Rants, Uncategorized

No more Mr Freebie guy…

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
March 28, 2024
21
Right, then. Every once in a while, I get the need to shake things up. That's my five-year plan. Try to fix stuff that isn't broken. Ruin a good thing. Fill the comfort zone with pepper spray and loc...
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20 Dec
Columns, Cut&Run, Letters, Rants, Uncategorized

Xmas shopping for the cheapskates and the drunk

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December 20, 2022
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It’s that time of year when the ravening dogs of capitalism are out of the cages and straining at their leashes. Their eyes are red and wet and their foam-flecked jaws snap and slaver. Soon they will ...
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13 Nov
Columns, Cut&Run, Rants, Uncategorized

Get yer Durban Poison now

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
November 13, 2022
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That bastard pandemic interrupted the distribution of my last book, Durban Poison, but even though it's now out of print, you can still get a copy as an e-book for a ridiculous price right here: https...
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03 Aug
Columns, Cut&Run, Rants

Get yer Durban Poison here

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
November 13, 2022
4
That bastard pandemic interrupted the distribution of my last book, Durban Poison, but even though it's now out of print, you can still get a copy as an e-book for a ridiculous price right here: https...
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21 Mar
Columns, Cut&Run, Incognito – The Memoirs of Ben Trovato, Interviews, Letters, Rants, Uncategorized

Read it and weep (with laughter)

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
March 21, 2020
6
Right. Since we are all essentially trapped in our homes, we're going to need to find things to laugh about if we aren't going to turn on each other like rats in a cage. Making fun of each other's sho...
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15 Jan
Columns, Cut&Run, Incognito – The Memoirs of Ben Trovato, Interviews, Letters, Rants, Uncategorized

Pulp non-fiction – A murder story

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
January 15, 2020
24
In the perilous world of publishing, there is something called 'sales or return'. It works like this. Bookshops will order so many copies of a new title. If those get sold, they might order more. U...
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20 Nov
Columns, Cut&Run, Incognito – The Memoirs of Ben Trovato, Interviews, Letters, Rants, Uncategorized

Buy buy baby

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
November 20, 2019
2
Hark, the Christmas tills do ring. The season of giving, taking, looting, stabbing and shooting is almost upon us. The Little Drummer Boy has already driven me from at least two malls. All you can ...
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06 Nov
Columns, Cut&Run, Incognito – The Memoirs of Ben Trovato, Interviews, Letters, Rants, Uncategorized

Get your Durban Poison here!

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
November 6, 2019
11
I promised that my new book would be available on my website and, lo, it has come to pass. Praise be. I'm happy to devalue your copy by scribbling something in it. If you want it inscribed to someo...
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03 Nov
Columns, Cut&Run, Incognito – The Memoirs of Ben Trovato, Interviews, Letters, Rants, Uncategorized

Boks, beer and a brand new book

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
November 3, 2019
9
Right. It's the day after the big win and I know how you are feeling. But you're in luck. I happen to have the perfect cure for a crushing hangover. It's my new book, Durban Poison, and it will help t...
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13 Mar
Columns, Cut&Run, Incognito – The Memoirs of Ben Trovato, Interviews, Letters, Rants

The Ben Trovato Files

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
May 16, 2019
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Who among us doesn't remember satirist Ben Trovato's outrageously subversive trilogy of letters to and replies from the rich, famous and downright dangerous? Well, the madness continues as the letters...
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Lynch mobs need to get a larf

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
February 11, 2016
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Rants

The Agony and the Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
December 30, 2014
5
Men in white coats tell us that hangovers are caused by the excessive intake of alcohol. Funny, then, how it was men in white coats saying, “Can I bring you another?” that caused all the trouble in th...
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