BEN TROVATO

~ the literary equivalent of sex with a clown ~

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BEN TROVATO

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~ the literary equivalent of sex with a clown ~

22 Jan

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Of Mr Feelfokkol and other rats

January 22, 2018
By Ben Trovato
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I got an sms from Standard Bank yesterday. They were very excited to tell me that my Gold Card is my ticket into some kind of draw where I could be selected as a contestant to play the bank's new tele...

09 Oct

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If you can't join them, beat them

October 9, 2017
By Ben Trovato
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Zulu King Goodwill Zwelithini says the problem with education today is that teachers are no longer allowed to beat the children. Speaking at a gathering of principals and school governing bodies recen...

01 Oct

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Even the good times are bad

October 1, 2017
By Ben Trovato
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There was a knock on my front door on Wednesday morning. I opened it to find a matching pair of men in cheap suits standing on my Go Away mat with simulated smiles stuck on their stupid faces. “Have ...

03 May

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An open letter to Sports Minister Fikile Mbalula

May 3, 2016
By Ben Trovato
18 comments

Dear Comrade Fiks, Well done on cracking down on sports that don't have enough darkies in their teams. This is Africa, not Scandinavia. Did you know that in some parts of Norway you aren't even allow...

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