BEN TROVATO

~ the literary equivalent of sex with a clown ~

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BEN TROVATO

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~ the literary equivalent of sex with a clown ~

29 May

Letters

An Open Letter to President Jacob Zuma

May 29, 2013
By Ben Trovato
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Dear #1, Do you mind if I call you Number One? It has the ring of victory to it. Oh sure, it also has ablutionary connotations, but you won’t find anyone in my circle of friends saying things like, “...

25 Nov

Columns

Kissing Cousins And Strip Mines

November 25, 2012
By Ben Trovato
1 comment

I was going to write about politics this week but the moment I typed the word “Mangaung”, I projectile vomited. I tried again and again and each time I lost more and more of my lunch. The sound I ma...

06 May

Columns

Trovato In National Honours Outrage

May 6, 2012
By Ben Trovato
4 comments

This is the fourth consecutive year in which I have neither killed nor raped anyone. I have refrained from hijacking cars and taking hostages. I have paid my taxes and some of my traffic fines. I cont...

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