20
Oct
Sgt Poephol’s Lonely Hearts Club
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By
Ben Trovato
28-yr-old man seeks subservient woman who enjoys cosy nights in. Also days. Height ranges between 1.5m and 1.8m. Prefers strict routine. Will expect dinner at 3pm sharp. Sense of humour and the wearin...
11
Oct
Guns don’t kill people. Arseholes kill people.
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By
Don't get me wrong. You won't catch me hugging any bunnies, but that's largely because I'm afraid of them. It's not funny. Leporiphobia is a real thing. I don't come around to your house and laugh at ...