It’s open season on race horses – all bets are on
I have never seen the point of horses. They are little more than very tall dogs with ridiculously long noses. But if you dare mention it in front of them, they will not hesitate to bite your face off ...
Shrien Dewani will be quite at home here among the rest of us psychopaths
I was juggling with three quarts the other day when one got away from me and went through the lounge window. I could hear Brenda thumping up the stairs, shouting: “What the hell have you done now?” In...
Germans are now officially in charge of the female libido
What is it with Germans and the human body? If they're not trying to mutate it, they're trying to eat it. I suppose we should be grateful that lovable rogues like Dr Josef Mengele and Armin Meiwes don...
South Africa could do with a Human Improvement Act
I thought senile dementia had come early to Brenda when, out of the blue, she suggested we go and look for Wales. It's best to humour the prematurely mad, so I told her it's in the same place it alway...
Fish Hoek rocks the rooster as whiteys go on the run
In case you're running low, there are hundreds of bottles of vodka lying on the pavement outside the former Amy Winehouse's gaff in the London borough of Camden. I'm not saying it's worth flying all t...