I have been inundated with requests – mostly from Mrs V Stopforth of Glenashley – to make more of my books available to agoraphobics, prisoners, quadriplegics and anyone else who has difficulty getting to a library or bookshop. Not that you’re likely to find any of my books at either.
I am therefore delighted to report that two more titles on my increasingly irrelevant backlist are now available as downloads on this very site. Stirred Not Shaken is the third book in my trilogy of letters in which … if I have to explain, you’re probably not going to buy it. The other title is Hits & Missives, a collection culled from the trilogy itself.
You can find them under the Contraband link at the top. On the right. Above the PayFast and PayPal links where … oh, you haven’t seen those either? Apparently not.
You’re going to have to hurry, though. In an unprecedented surge of apathy, my site almost crashed today when millions of people failed to visit it.
Dear Ben,
In which book is the episode of your weekend starting with a petrol attendant calling you madala?
Hi Sharon. That column is in Still On The Run.
Dear Ben
if i really had to be convinced to part with a precious vyftig randelas, which book would you say is your literary genius at best?
That’s like asking a father to choose his favorite child. If it’s diversity of subject matter you’re after, you can’t go wrong with The Whipping Boy.
I sincerely hope that most of your followers (makes you sound a bit like the big J …) have contributed ! If not best you up your game and learn how to tell proper fables , the word is not going to sell itself ! X
You are a true beaut ( not being judged by your paying readers though )
In love as always and forever.
Julia x
It’s a mug’s game, Julia.
Dear Ben, once I have sorted out my minor, but irritating, misunderstanding with SARS I would be delighted to buy a book or two. Watch this space. kind regards. Susan Thomas
They sound interesting. And hits and missives is a cool title