15
Jan
The filth and the fury
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Ben Trovato
South Africans who say they would rather spend their holidays here than anywhere else – because, like, it's such an awesome country – should have their jaws permanently wired shut so that never again ...
07
Jan
Helpful tips for job interviews
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Matric students have come to the end of their school life and workers have come to the end of their contracts. Everyone in this country is either on contract or has a contract out on them. The only pe...
07
Jan
Rebel rabble
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By
More than twenty percent of the matric class of 2013 failed the year and, quite frankly, we decent law-abiding citizens are appalled at the prospect of them rushing off en masse to the nearest traffic...
06
Jan
Predictions & Premonitions 2014
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This is the year I give it all up. I'm going to make some real money, get fit and have more sex. This year things are going to be different. Really? Unless aliens beam you up to the mother ship and tu...
06
Jan
Horrorscope 2014
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By
Aries
2014 is going to be a dreadful year for you. If you have given up drinking, take it up again. Let yourself go. Start smoking. Dabble in soft drugs if the urge takes you. Life is short, but yours...