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15 Jan
Columns

The filth and the fury

  • January 15, 2014
  • By author-avatar Ben Trovato
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South Africans who say they would rather spend their holidays here than anywhere else – because, like, it's such an awesome country – should have their jaws permanently wired shut so that never again ...

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07 Jan
Columns

Helpful tips for job interviews

  • January 7, 2014
  • By author-avatar Ben Trovato
  • 5 comments
Matric students have come to the end of their school life and workers have come to the end of their contracts. Everyone in this country is either on contract or has a contract out on them. The only pe...

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07 Jan
Columns

Rebel rabble

  • January 7, 2014
  • By author-avatar Ben Trovato
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More than twenty percent of the matric class of 2013 failed the year and, quite frankly, we decent law-abiding citizens are appalled at the prospect of them rushing off en masse to the nearest traffic...

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06 Jan
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Predictions & Premonitions 2014

  • January 6, 2014
  • By author-avatar Ben Trovato
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This is the year I give it all up. I'm going to make some real money, get fit and have more sex. This year things are going to be different. Really? Unless aliens beam you up to the mother ship and tu...

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06 Jan
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Horrorscope 2014

  • January 6, 2014
  • By author-avatar Ben Trovato
  • 1 comment
Aries 2014 is going to be a dreadful year for you. If you have given up drinking, take it up again. Let yourself go. Start smoking. Dabble in soft drugs if the urge takes you. Life is short, but yours...

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