2018 Archives - BEN TROVATO

31 Dec

A guide to surviving New Year’s Eve

December 31, 2018
By Ben Trovato
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New Year’s Eve. My liver huddles up against my spleen and whimpers at the mere mention of it. Come out, you lily-livered coward. I need you now more than ever.

16 Dec

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Mall makes Blood River look like a picnic

December 16, 2018
By Ben Trovato
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Today, 180 years ago, the Voortrekkers defeated the Zulus at the Battle of Blood River. And in 180 minutes from now, the Boers and the Zulus will join forces to defeat me at the Battle of Gateway S...

02 Jan

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2018 – Year of the year

January 2, 2018
By Ben Trovato
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2018 is going to be the best year. I don't mean compared to last year. Or even the year before, whatever that was. Maths was never my strong suit. I'm talking about the best year in the history of tim...

31 Dec

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New Year's Eve

December 31, 2017
By Ben Trovato
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My liver huddles up against my spleen and whimpers at the mere mention of it. Come out, you coward. I know you're in there. I need you now more than ever. To be honest, and I think honesty is importan...

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