06
Jan
Scorpions, locusts and a plague on both houses (of parliament)
On one of several undignified visits to the bathroom early on New Year's Day, I saw what looked like a wrapping from a chocolate bar lying on the floor. Because none of my resolutions for 2022 involve...
31
Dec
A very peri new year to you all
2022 is going to be an interesting ride in much the same way that travelling bareback on a donkey with saddlebags full of marijuana from Lesotho to Durban would be an interesting ride.
I don't unde...
30
Dec
How to survive New Year’s Eve
I have felt uncomfortable about making a big thing out of December 31 ever since discovering that our calendar was introduced by Pope Gregory XIII in 1582. The Catholics have done some truly appalling...