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An Open Letter To Patrice Motsepe

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February 3, 2013
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Dear Comrade Patrice, My father always told me not to beg for anything. Today, he is a very proud man. Living in a cardboard box on the N3, but proud nevertheless. I would rather be rich and ashamed....
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Dear Tom Cruise (A Flashback)

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July 12, 2012
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ā€œI’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.ā€ Who said this? Was it Jeffrey Dahmer? Hannibal Lecter? No, it was you, Tom. In an interview a few months before the birth of your first biolo...
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