23
Oct
Officially opposed to the official opposition
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Ben Trovato
So Mmusi Maimane has, with rat-like cunning, jumped ship and left his party floundering like a stranded snoek. We knew this was coming the moment he held Herman Mashaba's hand aloft and declared the f...
13
May
And with a lick of her lips, she started to strip (her moer)
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Dear Mmusi Maimane, Bleeder of the Opposition.
Congratulations on finally getting rid of your mayor in Cape Town. Patricia de Lille is extremely dangerous and I'm not saying that just because she is a...
26
Mar
Helen of Troyeville – The face that launched a thousand tweets
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Dear Madam Premier Helen Zille the First, Grand Panjandrum of the Western Cape and Lady of the House,
When I read your tweets suggesting that colonialism wasn't an entirely bad idea, I immediately sus...
05
Mar
Small change makes big trouble
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I've been wondering if xenophobia really is a phobia at all. I mean, it's nothing like arachnophobia, for instance. If it were, people who suffered from it would run screaming whenever they saw a Cong...
10
Apr
President Zuma, you have mail
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Greetings, Mosholozi, in the name of our patron saint Machiavelli and all those who follow the holy gospels of perfidy and artifice.
Well done on surviving yet another attack by the running dogs of … ...