02
Nov
Rachel’s red card for Kolisi
Dear Siya,
Congratulations on the impending severance of your matrimonial bonds. Too many people talk about divorce as if it's a bad thing. They have no idea. The happiest day of my life was when I g...
03
Oct
Bill Gates heading for Skid Row
I wrote to Bill Gates three or four years ago after he was bumped into second place on the World's Richest People list. I predicted trouble back then, so it came as no surprise to hear that he and Mel...
24
Sep
How not to score a birdie
In the interests of balance and gender equality, it's only right that I reproduce my letter to Tiger's ex-wife Elin Nordegren. After this, I will never mention Tiger Woods or his family ever again, I ...