22
May
Fat Chicks & Free Elections
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Ben Trovato
Here's something I wrote when I was still married...
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Every time there is an election in South Africa, white women put on a tremendous amount of weight. Well, Brenda does, and I have...
22
Aug
The time I was a food critic
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Trawling through the malarkey I've churned out over the last couple of decades, I came across the first restaurant review I did for the Sunday Times. That was eleven years ago. Nobody has asked me for...
15
Sep
Single Serving
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One of the benefits of living on your own is that nobody is trying to force-feed you home-cooked meals every night. Sure, we don’t live as long as married men do, but that’s a good thing, right? Look ...
03
Mar
We All Have Assburger’s Syndrome
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Birds aren’t the only creatures that make a yummy meal when deboned and compressed. Donkey, goat and buffalo are as delicious as any turducken.
Mmmm dongobuffillet. Donkey stuffed into a goat stuffed...