BEN TROVATO

~ the literary equivalent of sex with a clown ~

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BEN TROVATO

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~ the literary equivalent of sex with a clown ~

26 Jun

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Long haul to Bali

June 26, 2017
By Ben Trovato
4 comments

If you have to go to Bali at short notice but lack access to a high-powered boat fitted with supplementary vodka tanks, supersonic stabilisers and three depraved Scandinavian contortionists, you shoul...

12 Feb

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The intelligent designer is a moron

February 12, 2017
By Ben Trovato
20 comments

The stomach-churning, brain-curdling news that Donald Trump is the 45th American president continues to give rise to all manner of existentialist questions like: What the fuck? Is this really happenin...

18 Sep

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An open letter to Pastor Steven L Anderson

September 18, 2016
By Ben Trovato
33 comments

Dear Pastor On behalf of all red-blooded, right-thinking heterosexual South African men, I would like to apologise for the appalling treatment meted out to you by the limp-wristed, cocktail-sucking pi...

11 Apr

Rants

Why Mickey Mouse Would Make A Better President Than Jacob Zuma

April 11, 2013
By Ben Trovato
2 comments

Mickey is black but he has a white face. This means he stands a good chance of being accepted across the racial spectrum. Mickey is keenly aware of the importance of personal hygiene. For a start, yo...

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