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Here’s to the Loerie Awards

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August 15, 2015
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I’d like to buy the world a gram and garnish it with thrills, Grow dagga trees and jail keys, and snow white Mandrax pills. Word on the street is that the advertising industry subsists on a diet of p...
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I am not Patrice Motsepe

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
February 4, 2015
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I feel sorry for Patrice Motsepe. For a start, he's the fourth richest man in the country. Fourth is a terrible position. I always came fourth in athletics at school, regardless of the event, and it w...
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Incognito – The Memoirs of Ben Trovato

So very launched

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
June 8, 2014
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I don’t know why my publisher, Pan Macmillan, decided that I needed two launches for my book – Incognito – The Memoirs of Ben Trovato – in the space of a week in Cape Town. Perhaps they wanted a backu...
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Buster Blood Vessel

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
April 3, 2014
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Almost a year ago, I hired a bicycle and rode from Blue Lagoon to uShaka Marine World to investigate the state of the beachfront. I wrote a column about it. My body must have sensed that it was time f...
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