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16 Aug
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To the CEO – Addington Hospital

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August 16, 2025
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Dear Comrade Doctor Sir, I am applying for several positions at your hospital, largely because of the spectacular salaries, the great working hours and the gorgeous nurses who will doubt...
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06 Apr
Cut&Run

Stop eating junk food, you gross domestic product

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
April 6, 2023
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Be careful, people. There are killers on the loose. And I don't mean the deployed cadres who enforce the ANC's cadre deployment policy, butchering the hopes and dreams of so many. I'm talking about th...
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Ripped abs and shredded underwear

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
December 4, 2016
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After months of hard work, I have finally managed to develop an almost classic example of what's known in the trade as a dad bod. By hard work, I mean minimal exercise, poor diet and unlimited alcohol...
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Good Health Can Kill You

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
May 28, 2013
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As a child I was told that an apple a day would keep the doctor away. Now, low salaries and poor working conditions keep the doctor away. Far away. As in Perth. Or toyi-toying in the parking lot outsi...
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Anyone For Chemo And A Nice Cup Of Tea?

Posted by author-avatar Ben Trovato
September 23, 2012
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I lost my mother a few days ago. Not in the way that you might lose your car keys. Keys can be replaced. Mother's hardly ever. It all started several months ago when she developed a cough. Our family...
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