22
Sep
Horny? Dial 1-800-RHINO
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By
Ben Trovato
I got an email today from my old friend John Hume. We've never met, but I like to think of him as a friend. I don't know if he feels the same. Probably not, since the email came from one Elizabeth van...
22
Sep
Crush and snort the horn fiends
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By
Happy World Rhino Day.I don't know what's in worse shape – the world or the rhino. There was a time when I wanted to save the world. As a child I'd see a shooting star, or the chicken's wishbone would...