Vote Ben II for the next pope
Dear Comrade Cardinals,
I love Catholics. I am about as Catholic as you can get without actually being Catholic. I almost became one a few years ago but my wife wouldn’t let me join the line for bisc...
Spank the pope
And while we're on the subject of today's Constitutional Court ruling which once and for all outlaws the spanking of children by their parents, here's something I wrote four years ago.
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Send the exorcists to Canberra
Oi! Yeah, you. Australia. I'm talking to you. What's your problem, mate? A travel advisory? Is this because we caught your cricket blokes cheating? Seems a bit harsh.
Our gummint reckons your advisory...