17
Sep
Bravely entering virgin territory
It's the annual Reed Dance today. I was invited to one a few years ago... I knew this assignment was going to be different the moment I got the call. “How would you like to join the King of the Zulus ...
05
Mar
No sex please, we’re Zulus
God save the king. Somebody has to. Save him from himself, I mean. Perhaps what I should say is, God save us from the king.
King Goodwill Zwelithini is no stranger to controversy, although I doubt ...
14
Sep
Backwards to the future
Dear Comrade President Zuma,
Congratulations on your narrow escape at the reed dance in Nongoma the other day. I was alarmed to read that hundreds of bare-breasted virgins had become possessed by dem...
14
Sep
Bravely entering virgin territory
I knew this assignment was going to be different the moment I got the call. “How would you like to join the King of the Zulus in ogling thirty thousand topless virgins?” I was packed in under ...
14
Sep
Bravely entering virgin territory
I knew this assignment was going to be different the moment I got the call. “How would you like to join the King of the Zulus in ogling thirty thousand topless virgins?” I was packed in under ...