27
Aug
Blowing your own horns
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By
Ben Trovato
Dear John Hume,
Congratulations on being the world's largest rhino breeder. How big are you? Are you the size of a rhino? It doesn't matter. For all I know, rhino breeders are tiny and you are simply ...
24
Oct
A letter to the horn-happy hunters
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By
Dear Dawie Groenewald and your gay brother, Janneman. Sorry, Janneman. Maybe you aren’t gay. But what the hell kind of name is Janneman? It’s fucked up, that’s what it is. You got the good name, Dawie...
15
Dec
An Open Letter to Kenny “Caligula” Kunene
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By
Dear Kenny,
I am bitterly disappointed that you hosted yet another of your Dionysian bacchanalia without inviting me. Is it because I'm white? I hope not. You see, Kenny, like you, I too have done ti...