BEN TROVATO

~ the literary equivalent of sex with a clown ~

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BEN TROVATO

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~ the literary equivalent of sex with a clown ~

31 Dec

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A guide to surviving New Year’s Eve

December 31, 2020
By Ben Trovato
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Here's something I wrote in happier times, when we were still allowed to drink and go out at night. ............................ I have felt uncomfortable about making a huge ...

31 Dec

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A guide to surviving New Year’s Eve

December 31, 2018
By Ben Trovato
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New Year’s Eve. My liver huddles up against my spleen and whimpers at the mere mention of it. Come out, you lily-livered coward. I need you now more than ever.

06 Dec

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Relax, officer

December 6, 2018
By Ben Trovato
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’Tis almost the season to be jolly. Jolly careful. There are people out there determined to get us locked up over the festive season. Family, for a start. There’s always one asshole relative who insis...

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