A guide to surviving New Year’s Eve
Here's something I wrote in happier times, when we were still allowed to drink and go out at night.
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I have felt uncomfortable about making a huge thing out of December 3...
A guide to surviving New Year’s Eve
New Year’s Eve. My liver huddles up
against my spleen and whimpers at the mere mention of it. Come out,
you lily-livered coward. I need you now more than ever.
The Anno Domini system, which counts
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Relax, officer
’Tis almost the season to be jolly. Jolly careful. There are people out there determined to get us locked up over the festive season. Family, for a start. There’s always one asshole relative who insis...