Forget sportsmanship, let’s riot!
South Africa truly is a sports-crazy country. You might curl your lip and say the word “sports” is superfluous and you'd be right, but I'm trying to be positive here and if you don't like it, write yo...
The art of applying for a job – #10
Here is #10 in my helpful series on what the ideal job application should look like.
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To St John’s College for the position of Director of Rugby
Dear Arch-Vicar,
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Crime me a river
I went to a braai on Saturday night. It was either that or give heroin a try. The house was full of normal people with normal faces and normal jobs. I should have gone with the heroin.
Braais aren’...
An open letter to Sports Minister Fikile Mbalula
Dear Comrade Fiks,
Well done on cracking down on sports that don't have enough darkies in their teams. This is Africa, not Scandinavia. Did you know that in some parts of Norway you aren't even allow...
For the love of thugby
I inadvertently got caught up in the Sharks victory parade on Wednesday. It was like being on the Avenue des Champs-Élysées on the 25th of August, 1944, as French and American troops swept through the...