Tiger, Tiger burning out – Another lie in the rough
Dear Tiger Woods,
Congratulations on smashing up your car for the fourth time since 2009! I have friends who haven't so much as had a fender-bender in 30 years of driving. Then again, I have other fr...
How not to score a birdie
In the interests of balance and gender equality, it's only right that I reproduce my letter to Tiger's ex-wife Elin Nordegren. After this, I will never mention Tiger Woods or his family ever again, I ...
Mea culpa, you a golfer
So, anyway. In February 2010, three months after I wrote my letter to Tiger Woods, he issued a televised statement apologising for his behaviour. I'm not saying this was in response to my letter, but ...
Golfing For Rats
“Tiger Woods says he's "blessed" to be back after winning his first PGA Tour event in over five years, following a long and painful return to form from a back injury.” – news report.
But it was thi...
Tiger Woods still tired and emotional
Here's something I wrote in 2009, the last time Tiger Woods was in the news for something other than golf.
Dear Tiger,
It is absolutely outrageous that the filthy lying dogs of the media are sa...