Horny? Dial 1-800-RHINO
I got an email today from my old friend John Hume. We've never met, but I like to think of him as a friend. I don't know if he feels the same. Probably not, since the email came from one Elizabeth van...
Skeletons in the closet
Dear Comrade Edna Molewa, Minister of Environmental Affairs, Apex Predator of the Civil Service, Trader of Bones and Nemesis of Big Cats Everywhere.
Well done on your decision to allow fifteen hundred...
Blowing your own horns
Dear John Hume,
Congratulations on being the world's largest rhino breeder. How big are you? Are you the size of a rhino? It doesn't matter. For all I know, rhino breeders are tiny and you are simply ...
Crush and snort the horn fiends
Happy World Rhino Day.I don't know what's in worse shape – the world or the rhino. There was a time when I wanted to save the world. As a child I'd see a shooting star, or the chicken's wishbone would...