28
Dec
Lord of the Piston Rings
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By
Ben Trovato
Now that Christmas is behind us and we have had our fill of the body and blood of Christ and no longer feel beholden to preach peace and goodwill to all and sundry, we can return to being the people w...
08
Dec
Leave your carbon footprint on Eskom's dumb ass
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By
Operating under cover of darkness, thanks to those godless incompetents at Eskom, I knocked over the Weber after staging a one-man protest braai. The bad yellow-eyed woman woke me up several hours lat...