Christmas is around the corner and you still haven’t bought presents and you’d rather pour superglue into your ears than go to a mall. I am here to save you. Giving someone one of my ebooks means no wrestling with wrapping paper and sticky tape. No embarrassing moment as they open their present and the light dies in their eyes. All they have to do is open their email, click on the link and spend the day reading, allowing you to slope off to the pub.

Xmas shopping is at its best when done lying on the couch half-cut.

There are 11 books to choose from. The latest has just come out – Off The Leash is a compilation of my hugely popular columns that have appeared in Zigzag magazine over the years. If you surf, know someone who surfs, are keen to start surfing or know what a surfboard looks like, this is the book for you.

There’s a special offer this year. Sign up to my Patreon for a very modest sum and you’ll get a free ebook of your choice, plus a weekly column, fresh material and other nonsense that I’m working on.

Upon payment, you’ll receive a link to the e-book which can then be emailed to whoever you like on Christmas Day. If you prefer, I can email the link to the recipient myself, along with an electronic version of an inscription. Just let me know in the ‘Note’ section on the purchase page.

Click here for the Patreon offer: https://www.patreon.com/c/BenTrovato

The ebooks can be found on my website here: https://bentrovato.co.za/books-3/

My latest, Off The Leash, is here: https://bentrovato.co.za/books/off-the-leash/

Thank you. Let the festivities begin.