23
Feb
Deck the halls with boughs of folly
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Ben Trovato
I was delighted to hear that students at the University of Cape Town were burning paintings last week. I have been wanting to do this ever since my art teacher gave me an F for a heavily stylised depi...
08
Nov
Hairy lips, healthy balls
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You know who else liked moustaches? I'll tell you. Hitler. Stalin. Saddam. Gaddafi. Mussolini. That's who. And here we are, being bullied into growing fanny dusters fit only for tyrants. Movember my a...
23
Aug
Advance Australia Unfair
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After flying halfway around the world I arrived in Joburg hung over, hysterical with sleep deprivation and barely able to walk upright on my mangled economy class legs. It was freezing cold and I was ...