Donald Trump Archives

09 Nov

Of Stalingrad, Gaza and Floyd the Fluffer

November 9, 2023
By Ben Trovato
9 comments

I was wondering on Monday, my thinking day, why don't we have cheaper petrol since Big Oil is making record profits? Raking in millions of dollars in the time it took me to write that sentence. Then I...

11 Nov

Columns

Flashing back to when The Donald was riding high

November 11, 2020
By Ben Trovato
1 comment

Let's go trippin' down memory lane. Here's something I wrote four years ago, give or take a month or two. ............................... Hey Donald! Or should I call you President Trump? It ...

10 Jun

Columns

Dear Donald Trump …

June 10, 2020
By Ben Trovato
21 comments

Hail President Trump, King of the Free World. Congratulations on ... well, everything, really. There is nothing you do or say that doesn't deserve accolades of the highest order. Everything about y...

30 Jan

Columns

Patrice Motsepe – The Art of the Schmooze

January 30, 2020
By Ben Trovato
3 comments

I have only just stopped gagging at the sight of Patrice Motsepe giving Donald Trump a fondle in full view of everyone at a World Economic Forum dinner in Davos. It was like watching a porno where ...

01 Oct

Columns

An Open Letter to US Supreme Court Nominee Brett ‘Handsy’ Kavanaugh

October 1, 2018
By Ben Trovato
2 comments

Dear Brett, Congratulations on giving those uppity Democrats a damn good tongue-lashing at the Nuremberg trials. The only difference between then and now is that the Nazis were guilty. Well, not al...

23 Aug

Columns

A letter to the American President

September 18, 2018
By Ben Trovato
12 comments

Dear President Trump, Thank you so much for your recent tweet in which you threatened to invade my country if the government didn't stop killing all our white farmers and stealing their land. I liv...

24 Jun

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The buck stops here

December 21, 2020
By Ben Trovato
9 comments

Dear Tess Thompson Talley, I had no idea someone as beautiful and brave as you existed in America until you posted that picture of yourself moments after executing an African giraffe. I don't even ca...

16 Nov

Columns

Dead elephants tell no tales

November 16, 2017
By Ben Trovato
0 comments

US President Donald Trump is reversing an Obama-era ban on hunters importing trophies of elephants killed in Zambia and Zimbabwe. Are his sons planning another hunt? Here's a letter I wrote to the lit...

26 Sep

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Blowhard vs Dotard

September 26, 2017
By Ben Trovato
4 comments

Dear Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of the Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Invincible Ninja Assassin and Grandmaster Flash of the Nuclear Holocaust, Well done on telling that power-crazed...

12 Aug

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Guam – some helpful holiday hints

August 12, 2017
By Ben Trovato
2 comments

The Pacific island paradise of Guam is lovely at this time of year. Here are a few things you can do to help make your holiday a once-in-a-lifetime experience. For starters, don't worry that you won't...

12 Feb

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The intelligent designer is a moron

February 12, 2017
By Ben Trovato
20 comments

The stomach-churning, brain-curdling news that Donald Trump is the 45th American president continues to give rise to all manner of existentialist questions like: What the fuck? Is this really happenin...

05 Feb

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The Reluctant Recyclist

February 5, 2017
By Ben Trovato
0 comments

I went to my local hardware this week to speak to someone about building a nuclear fallout shelter. There was a lot of head-shaking and shrugging until someone suggested Tom. Maybe Tom can help, they ...

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~ the literary equivalent of sex with a clown ~

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Of Stalingrad, Gaza and Floyd the Fluffer

Flashing back to when The Donald was riding high

Dear Donald Trump …

Patrice Motsepe – The Art of the Schmooze

An Open Letter to US Supreme Court Nominee Brett ‘Handsy’ Kavanaugh

A letter to the American President

The buck stops here

Dead elephants tell no tales

Blowhard vs Dotard

Guam – some helpful holiday hints

The intelligent designer is a moron

The Reluctant Recyclist

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