03
May
Cyril vs Donald – A meeting from hell
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Ben Trovato
A Sunday paper reported that Donald Trump has agreed to meet Cyril Ramaphosa face to face. Here's a preview of what to expect.
Ten minutes before the meeting, the two men discuss arrangements with th...
20
Apr
An open letter to Mcebisi Jonas, Special Envoy to the Home of the Braindead
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Dear Mcebisi,
I hear you're going to be our new man in Washington. Reward or punishment? Hard to say. Anyway, its always nice to get a lucrative side hustle, even if it is in a country that is fast t...
09
Nov
Of Stalingrad, Gaza and Floyd the Fluffer
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I was wondering on Monday, my thinking day, why don't we have cheaper petrol since Big Oil is making record profits? Raking in millions of dollars in the time it took me to write that sentence. Then I...
11
Nov
Flashing back to when The Donald was riding high
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Let's go trippin' down memory lane. Here's something I wrote four years ago, give or take a month or two.
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Hey Donald!
Or should I call you President Trump? It ...
10
Jun
Dear Donald Trump …
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Hail President Trump, King of the Free World.
Congratulations on ... well, everything, really. There is nothing you do or say that doesn't deserve accolades of the highest order. Everything about y...
30
Jan
Patrice Motsepe – The Art of the Schmooze
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I have only just stopped gagging at the sight of Patrice Motsepe giving Donald Trump a fondle in full view of everyone at a World Economic Forum dinner in Davos.
It was like watching a porno where ...
01
Oct
An Open Letter to US Supreme Court Nominee Brett ‘Handsy’ Kavanaugh
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Dear Brett,
Congratulations on giving those uppity Democrats a damn good tongue-lashing at the Nuremberg trials. The only difference between then and now is that the Nazis were guilty. Well, not al...
23
Aug
A letter to the American President
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Dear President Trump,
Thank you so much for your recent tweet in which you threatened to invade my country if the government didn't stop killing all our white farmers and stealing their land. I liv...
24
Jun
The buck stops here
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"New study confirms four distinct giraffe species, unlocking crucial insights for conservation efforts" — this headline reminded me of a giraffe story I wrote a while ago.
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16
Nov
Dead elephants tell no tales
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US President Donald Trump is reversing an Obama-era ban on hunters importing trophies of elephants killed in Zambia and Zimbabwe. Are his sons planning another hunt? Here's a letter I wrote to the lit...
26
Sep
Blowhard vs Dotard
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Dear Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of the Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Invincible Ninja Assassin and Grandmaster Flash of the Nuclear Holocaust,
Well done on telling that power-crazed...
12
Aug
Guam – some helpful holiday hints
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The Pacific island paradise of Guam is lovely at this time of year. Here are a few things you can do to help make your holiday a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
For starters, don't worry that you won't...