21
Jun
Don’t try to extinguish Girls on Fire
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By
Ben Trovato
I saw a news story today about Girls on Fire. Someone should put them out, was my first thought. Risking my sanity by reading beyond the headline, I learned the story was about a marked increase in th...
26
May
Guns don’t kill people. Arseholes kill people
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By
Don’t get me wrong. You won’t catch me hugging any bunnies, but that’s largely because I’m afraid of them. It’s not funny. Leporiphobia is a real thing. I don’t come around to your house and laugh at ...
11
Oct
Guns don’t kill people. Arseholes kill people.
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By
Don't get me wrong. You won't catch me hugging any bunnies, but that's largely because I'm afraid of them. It's not funny. Leporiphobia is a real thing. I don't come around to your house and laugh at ...
15
Mar
An open letter to Michaela ‘Sexy Hunter’ Fialova
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By
Dear Michaela,
When I first saw your picture I mistook you for just another of those very attractive, deeply sensitive women in their twenties who go around not killing things for fun. We don't need ...
19
Mar
An Open Letter to the Independent Communications Authority of South Africa
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By
Dear Sir or Madam,
Forgive me for I know not whether you are a sir or a madam. For all I know, you are both. If you are indeed a hermaphrodite or even a transsexual who dreams of one day undergoing g...
12
Mar
Let’s not forget Henke, so-called father of Oscar Pistorius
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We hear a lot about Oscar Pistorius living with his rich uncle Arnold while on parole, but nobody talks about his father, Henke. Here's a letter I wrote to the murderer's dear old dad in 2013.
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24
Feb
Shootin’ From The Hip With Dead-Eye Dickhead
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By
If your husband or boyfriend goes shopping and comes home with, say, a slow cooker, you stand a chance of getting supper. If, on the other hand, he comes home with a gun, you stand a chance of getting...