Mixed marital arts coming to a three-ring circus near you
When I heard UFC was coming to South Africa, I became very excited and ran to the pub instead of driving. Well, I ran halfway there, then called an Uber...
Officially opposed to the official opposition
So Mmusi Maimane has, with rat-like cunning, jumped ship and left his party floundering like a stranded snoek. We knew this was coming the moment he held Herman Mashaba's hand aloft and declared the f...
And with a lick of her lips, she started to strip (her moer)
Dear Mmusi Maimane, Bleeder of the Opposition.
Congratulations on finally getting rid of your mayor in Cape Town. Patricia de Lille is extremely dangerous and I'm not saying that just because she is a...
Helen of Troyeville – The face that launched a thousand tweets
Dear Madam Premier Helen Zille the First, Grand Panjandrum of the Western Cape and Lady of the House,
When I read your tweets suggesting that colonialism wasn't an entirely bad idea, I immediately sus...