Don Jr and the Beach Boys are killing it
Dear Safari Club International,
I just wanted to wish you well for your annual trophy hunting bonanza that kicked off in Reno, Nevada, today.
Thousands of hunters from around the world are there...
Coming soon to a scream near you
Anyone who knows me or has read my 'work' will also know that if I am to be found somewhere, it's unlikely to be in the bush shooting animals in the face for sport.
So you can imagine my surprise w...
Author flees – gets high
My memoir hit the bookshops last week so I left the country before anyone could read it. My publisher accused me of aberrant behaviour. Apparently the normal thing would have been to stay around and h...
Gang banging at Home Affairs
I can’t get out of Cape Town because I am wrapped in an electric blanket which is plugged into a 30m extension cord. It’s the only way I can leave the bed and get to the beer in the fridge without hyp...