Tuesday's Great Confidence Trick
Dear Honourable and Dishonourable ANC Members of Parliament,
So, a big day for you on Tuesday. You get to tell the nation that you have confidence in Jacob Zuma as our president. At the same time, you...
A whitey’s guide for darkies
White South Africans, much like white sharks, are one of the most misunderstood animals on the planet. They have a reputation for unpredictable behaviour and non-Caucasians are often afraid to venture...
An open letter to Julius “Seizure” Malema
Dear Comrade Julius Malema the First, Commander-in-Chief of the Economic Freedom Fighters, Hero of the Poor, Prince of Pedis, the People's Parliamentarian, Evader of Taxes and Creator of the Revolutio...
SONA – a dull blip on my radar
President Jacob Zuma's nine-step programme to save the economy has a lot in common with AA's 12-step programme to save alcoholics. They both rely on the intervention of a higher power and … well, that...
An open letter to Julius Malema
Dear Right Honourable Excellency Julius Sello Malema the First, Commander in Chief of the Economic Freedom Fighters, Ruler of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of Coloni...
Bring on the tokoloshe
Limpopo is one of those provinces where people believe that sleeping with a vulture’s head in your bed can make you see into the future. You can pick up a head for around R600 from your local muti mer...