06
Aug
Tuesday's Great Confidence Trick
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By
Ben Trovato
Dear Honourable and Dishonourable ANC Members of Parliament,
So, a big day for you on Tuesday. You get to tell the nation that you have confidence in Jacob Zuma as our president. At the same time, you...
05
Jun
A whitey’s guide for darkies
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White South Africans, much like white sharks, are one of the most misunderstood animals on the planet. They have a reputation for unpredictable behaviour and non-Caucasians are often afraid to venture...
25
Apr
An open letter to Julius “Seizure” Malema
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By
Dear Comrade Julius Malema the First, Commander-in-Chief of the Economic Freedom Fighters, Hero of the Poor, Prince of Pedis, the People's Parliamentarian, Evader of Taxes and Creator of the Revolutio...
14
Feb
SONA – a dull blip on my radar
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President Jacob Zuma's nine-step programme to save the economy has a lot in common with AA's 12-step programme to save alcoholics. They both rely on the intervention of a higher power and … well, that...
10
Nov
An open letter to Julius Malema
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By
Dear Right Honourable Excellency Julius Sello Malema the First, Commander in Chief of the Economic Freedom Fighters, Ruler of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of Coloni...
13
Oct
Bring on the tokoloshe
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By
Limpopo is one of those provinces where people believe that sleeping with a vulture’s head in your bed can make you see into the future. You can pick up a head for around R600 from your local muti mer...