Trump scores own coal
Global warming could wipe out three quarters of all species. Is this really such a terrible thing? I wouldn't complain if climate change saw an end to, say, mosquitoes, hadedas and sharks. Or anything...
Dirty, rotten scoundrels
Lying is the new truth. Girls are the new boys. Dogs are the new cats. It occurs to me that I can write any gibberish and get away with it because nobody can tell the difference or perhaps even gives ...
Take your pie and waai
You might think it's enough that we have to contend with a corrupt, indolent government fronted by a venal, incompetent president, but it's not. Far from it. This godless cluster of hustlers and harlo...
Dear Eskom …
I hear you want to increase the price of electricity by seventeen percent. Is that all? Why the restraint? I'm sure you are familiar with the expression, “Go big or go home.” Don't hold back, my frien...
Trick or tweet
It's Halloween tonight and I, for one, cannot wait to put on my succubus suit and go creeping around the neighbourhood late at night banging on doors, shouting: “Trick or treat!” The real sport starts...
Leave your carbon footprint on Eskom's dumb ass
Operating under cover of darkness, thanks to those godless incompetents at Eskom, I knocked over the Weber after staging a one-man protest braai. The bad yellow-eyed woman woke me up several hours lat...
Dear Boss of Eskom
One from the archives – a letter I wrote to Eskom almost 10 years ago to the day.
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This is the fourth time I am writing this letter to you. The first three times y...