Orcas, Putin and the real Godzille
This pandemic malarkey is starting to get old. It's all a bit 2020, really. Lockdown, schmockdown, right? Been there, done that. I mean, let's be honest. When last were you shocked by any of the Covid...
Officially opposed to the official opposition
So Mmusi Maimane has, with rat-like cunning, jumped ship and left his party floundering like a stranded snoek. We knew this was coming the moment he held Herman Mashaba's hand aloft and declared the f...
Helen of Troyeville – The face that launched a thousand tweets
Dear Madam Premier Helen Zille the First, Grand Panjandrum of the Western Cape and Lady of the House,
When I read your tweets suggesting that colonialism wasn't an entirely bad idea, I immediately sus...
Knee-deep in whackos and nutjobs
The first time I heard the term “cray cray” I was in Paternoster, the West Coast centre of operations for petty pilferers, tik monsters and venal property owners. The person shouting “cray cray” at me...