23 years later and still on the run
On The Run appeared in the Cape Times 23 years ago today.
Some of you were still at school. The euro had just been introduced. A cellphone featuring a built-in camera was released. Elon Musk h...
Fear and loathing in the Drunkensberg…
I should be writing about something serious like the finance minister's latest distribution of our hard-earned money among the salivating hyenas, but I can't, because I'm trapped in the Drunkensberg. ...
Sanlam puts the fear of cancer into us all
Then, to the palpitating heart of the matter. How much cover do you need? All of it, please. The options range between R200 000 and R6 million. I don't know what this will cover when it comes to cance...
Clicks-bait and other hair-raising tales
My column for Wednesday, 9 September, is out.
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Clicks-bait and other hair-raising tales
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Cheers to Viking berserkers
My column for Wednesday, 19 August, is out.
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A letter to Ace
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Wednesday is Ben’s Day
I know somebody who knows somebody who recently adopted a baby in her fifties. The woman, not the baby. Although it must be said that Donald Trump has shown it's quite possible to be a baby well into ...
Buy the ticket, take the ride
Dear SANParks,
I hear you are looking for people to help you kill some animals. Well, look no further. I am your man. This filthy pandemic, and our government's unhinged response to it, has made me...
The dark side of change
It’s unlikely I was the only one suffering from a minor medical emergency last Sunday. Having tried all the regular remedies – aspirin, fried food, suicide – I dragged my shattered carcass off to the ...
Cut & Run
The only power Eskom has is the power to unite South Africans against a common enemy. That's quite an achievement. Read more in today's column in The Citizen. If you can't find a copy, you can always ...
Cut & Run
My column is in today's Citizen, what with it being Wednesday and all. If you can't get a copy of the newspaper, you can always subscribe. A single edition costs R7. If you can't afford that, give Bos...