Clicks-bait and other hair-raising tales

My column for Wednesday, 8 September, is out.
You know what to do.
Subscribe monthly or even pay for just a single edition. That’s R7.70. You can’t even get a beer for that.
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or here: https://citizen.co.za/bundle-subscriptions/
Your remark about the Northern Cape was harsh. They are a great province (nudge, nudge …).
I have a conjecture: The Citizen sells more copies on Wednesdays than any other days.
I hope so, for my sake.