Willie or Won’t He? Conservation through the barrel of a gun
Dear Comrade Minister Willie Aucamp,
Congratulations! You have barely had time to settle into your well-padded ergonomically designed executive office chair and have already put out a hit on at least...
Blowing your own horns
Dear John Hume,
Congratulations on being the world's largest rhino breeder. How big are you? Are you the size of a rhino? It doesn't matter. For all I know, rhino breeders are tiny and you are simply ...
A letter to the horn-happy hunters
Dear Dawie Groenewald and your gay brother, Janneman. Sorry, Janneman. Maybe you aren’t gay. But what the hell kind of name is Janneman? It’s fucked up, that’s what it is. You got the good name, Dawie...
Poaching Private Rhino
"Reports received that SA #rhino poaching kingpin Hugo Ras has been sentenced to 29 years in jail today for fraud, theft & illegal possession of firearms." – Oxpeckers Center, 18 May 2021.
If t...