SA motorists are a write-off
My suspicions were aroused when I read that South Africa was top of a list drawn up by an Australian company. These people have resented us since 1931 when we kicked the Wallabies' asses at Newlands i...
Woolworths gets fresh meat
News that the CEO of Woolworths has resigned reminded me of this column I wrote a couple of months ago.
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Poor Ian Moir. Who? That's what I thought, too. Apparently he...
Coming soon to a scream near you
Anyone who knows me or has read my 'work' will also know that if I am to be found somewhere, it's unlikely to be in the bush shooting animals in the face for sport.
So you can imagine my surprise w...
Whale meat again …
“More than 120 pregnant whales were slaughtered in the latest Japanese whale hunt in Antarctica’s Southern Ocean, reigniting calls for Australia to step up efforts to stop the annual killing spree. A ...
Send the exorcists to Canberra
Oi! Yeah, you. Australia. I'm talking to you. What's your problem, mate? A travel advisory? Is this because we caught your cricket blokes cheating? Seems a bit harsh.
Our gummint reckons your advisory...
Advance Australia Unfair
G'day Peter Dutton, Australian Minister of Home Affairs, Immigration & Whatever Else Takes Your Fancy.
First off, congratulations on being called the Donald Trump of Australia. That's quite an acc...
Still want to emigrate to Oz?
Here's an excerpt from a piece written this week by Matt Barrie, the CEO of Freelancer.com. You can read the full rant here: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/would-last-person-sydney-please-turn-lights-...
Advance Australia Unfair
After flying halfway around the world I arrived in Joburg hung over, hysterical with sleep deprivation and barely able to walk upright on my mangled economy class legs. It was freezing cold and I was ...