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Dear Eskom …

I hear you want to increase the price of electricity by seventeen percent. Is that all? Why the restraint? I'm sure you are familiar with the expression, “Go big or go home.” Don't hold back, my frien...
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Jingle Hells

Jesus! The reason for the season. Happy birthday, dude. You're looking pretty damn good for a 2000-year-old white hippy with a Mexican name. There aren't too many kids born in a stable environment in...
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The Christmas spirit

Today, 177 years ago, the Voortrekkers defeated the Zulus at the Battle of Blood River. And in 177 minutes from now, the Boers and the Zulus will join forces to defeat me at the Battle of Gateway Sho...
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King or Joker?

Dear King Goodwill Zwelithini, Defender of the Zulus, Head of the Ubukhosi, Sovereign of the Ancient Order of the Knobkierie, Wearer of Leopards, Emperor of Nongoma and Father of Many. Bayete! Or, in...
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